Evosworld Blog

God bless Milton !

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays…

I have a dilemma. Or rather, I’m in a situation where a cashier fancies me. Normally this would be a good thing ( i.e. if I found her attractive ) but in this case it’s just not as I am more attracted to a clove of garlic. At first I thought I was being friendly [...]

I can count the american sit coms I like, pretty much on one hand
The Odd Couple
Bilko
Bewitched
Friends..
.. and that was it. You can keep Frasier and all the other cr*p but
“How I Met Your Mother” is great. I am addicted. Sure, it’s a bit corny in parts but it’s well done and there are some [...]

One night, as the farmer and his wife were reading in bed, he looked up from his copy of Animal Husbandry and said, “Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?” She gazed back at him hopefully, smiled, and said, “Really? Prove it!” He frowned, said, “Okay,” and [...]

The unrivalled brilliance that is Office Space…

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike
running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a [...]