November 16th, 2008

Profoundness Abound In Ferris Buellers’ Day Off

Ferris: Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Ferris: Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody’s ever been in love with him. If things don’t change for him, he’s gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she’s gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won’t respect him, ’cause you can’t respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn’t work.

November 12th, 2008

A Screaming “O”?

One night, as the farmer and his wife were reading in bed, he looked up from his copy of Animal Husbandry and said, “Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?” She gazed back at him hopefully, smiled, and said, “Really? Prove it!” He frowned, said, “Okay,” and left, leaving his wife confused. An hour later, he returned, all tired and sweaty. He announced, “I know that the cow and the sheep didn’t, but the way that pig keeps squealing, it’s hard to tell!”

November 11th, 2008

It Aint About How Hard You Hit

If you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth…..

November 11th, 2008

Fantasy

One of my all time favourite songs…

November 10th, 2008

Just After Sunset - Short Story Collection By Stephen King

I haven’t got time to read fully blown novels. I’m more a ‘read 20 pages and go do something else’ kinda guy. I have amazing levels of concentration in short bursts. lol. These days I rarely have time to indulge myself reading stuff that isn’t ‘real life’ but I’m going to make an exception. Why? Because Steven King has released a new short story collection ( his first in 6 years ) called “Just After Sunset” and I’ve just ordered it :)

October 17th, 2008

Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangster

The unrivalled brilliance that is Office Space…

October 15th, 2008

Loving This Song

Apparently everyone kicks off when it plays in Australia…

October 11th, 2008

The Importance Of Giving and Abundance

All too often in this life I see people going around, looking after number one. They never help anyone else out but when they are in a situation they expect help having never given it. Life does not work like that. This kind of people also most likely hold on tightly to knowledge and money, believing there is no abundance in the world. People like this usually work very hard for money because they don’t understand it is a concept so they value it very highly.. in a tangible way.

Abundance is ever present if you open your eyes and embrace life in an unselfish way.

Zig Ziglar says, “You can have everything you want in this life if you help others get what they want”

You can’t help people expecting help or something in return. This is NOT how this whole thing works. Once you realise that in this life there is more than enough to go around for everybody and that money ( by itself ) is not the most important thing in the world, you then start to see the bigger picture.

What is life really about? Looking after number one and watching others fall by the wayside? No

Is it about just being this mug that helps everyone regardless? Definitely not.

That’s not the point. It’s about helping people achieve something more in their life. It’s about enriching your own life and also sometimes helping people without expecting anything back in return. If you live life this way not only are you often rewarded with riches that are monetary but also in other countless ways you previously never even contemplated or imagined. Your life will be truly rich and the cool thing is, because of what you’ve done, so will others that you have helped.

There are no losers. I guarantee that if you help people that are worth helping, your life will change for the better. I’m not talking about going out and helping these people that stick to you like leeches and take, take, take. No. That’s not a worthy cause. I’m talking about thinking about someone other than yourself.

If you want to be financially rich then help other people achieve what they want to achieve. Don’t keep mindlessly going into that office job working 8 hours every day for ‘x’ amount… trying to just make your own life better. Get it?

If you do then you are a small percentage of the population. If you think I’m talking mumbo jumbo then I’m afraid you remain in the larger percentile of the group and you’ll lead a far less enriched life.

October 11th, 2008

Who’s That Girl?

I had this dream last night about this woman I’ve never met before. I often have surreal dreams but I never dream about people I haven’t known at least one point in my life. In the dream I was around at one of my friends houses and she happened to be there. Next time I went around to my friends she was hanging around to the point of it being completely obvious I should just ask her out. In the dream I was meeting up with her again next Monday anyway. I can’t believe this but in the dream I rather arrogantly told her I was too busy to date her at the weekend ( lol ). There was something about her, it was really strange. She had lovely flowing dark black hair, was kinda curvy, calm and easy to get on with ( how specific ). Best dream I’ve had in ages. Slightly gutted she isn’t real though, not much to work with there. Maybe it’s a sign. Ooh.. spooky.

October 8th, 2008

What’s All That About?

Someone I don’t know from Adam just tried to add me as a contact on Skype. Why would someone call themselves this… my spam alert filter goes on straight away..

Eek